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  • Devesh 11:03 am on November 11, 2006 Permalink | Reply  

    Dont use the mouth 

    This is some US radio show, where married/engaged people call up to complain about their better half (is it really?). This is a hillarious conversation, some Indian female calling up and then, just hear what happens.

    Might be a bit mature, but a hell lot of funny. Do kick in your comments.

     
    • Naresh Sharma 6:59 pm on November 12, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      fuckin hilarious ….a must hear for ” the american way of life ”

      hahaha

    • Dhinendra Lohmor 4:59 pm on November 14, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH………………..

      I cant stop myself …..wuuuu…forwading this to entire world i know

    • Sef 2:53 am on November 23, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      I almost pissed myself I had tears for days! Fucking crazy ass shit!

    • Bermuda 9:12 pm on November 23, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      that guy is a selfish idiot! she need to kick him in his budda call

    • devesh21 9:19 pm on November 23, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      I know the guy is a selfish idiot, but it is funny for sure!

    • BERMUDA 3:07 am on November 24, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      WHO DE HELL IS NYKKI!?? :-) JASMIN IS RIGHT. RAJ IS 100% ON STUPID. HE WANT HER TO USE DE MOUTH AND HE DON’T THINK HE SHOULD USE DE MOUTH-MAYBE HIS HOMEDOGS DIDN’T AMERICANIZ HIM ENOUGH.LOL

    • devesh21 7:34 am on November 24, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      lol

    • allan 3:20 am on December 5, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      haha hes laughing so hard in the background lol 100% on the stupid. xP n i’m pissing?! wth? lol

    • poop 1:03 am on December 7, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      “25% of the time you’re on the periodical anyway!”

      Oh man, too good.

    • brendan 6:43 am on December 7, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      ohhhhhh snap!

    • Ginolard 11:19 am on December 7, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      Ow. Sides hurting. Can’t breath.

    • gangsta 3:21 pm on December 7, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!!!!
      too good to be true….

    • apu 6:47 pm on December 7, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      Its APU!!!! “thank you… come again”

    • aart staartjes 6:54 pm on December 7, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      Yeah baby, on your knees en act like you love it!!!

    • Muur 7:06 pm on December 7, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      She sounds somewhat like my wife
      *pissing my pants*

      Netherlands loves da boedhacall…

    • ]V[ 7:30 pm on December 7, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      world famous!
      international show!
      we take it all over the country… (?)

      what a jip…

    • Spats 7:41 pm on December 7, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      no wonder I see so many India-man
      across the USA…

    • Chris 9:18 pm on December 7, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      fantastic.

    • mully 9:19 pm on December 7, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      If you agree to an arranged marriage you get what you deserve ha ha

    • Karim 10:27 pm on December 7, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      Whahahahaha… indian girls don’t use the mouth.. churly gurly XD

    • Dheeraj 11:16 pm on December 7, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      ALL THIS SHIT IS FAKE.
      you could tell from the time he says hello that they planned this out.
      FAKE FAKE FAKE

    • Takes a Dehsi Know a Dehsi 2:01 am on December 8, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      This is fake. The girl’s accent is too American and the guy’s accent is too Indian, especially for some chick who’s only been here for three years. The guy is faking the accent way too much. Totally Fake.

    • John S. 2:45 am on December 8, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS??!?!?!?!

    • Mayur 3:40 am on December 8, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG HILARIOUS…

      I am an Indian and this is 100% true. I had to break off with MY Indian GF because she would not use the MOUTH…LOL

    • ktk 3:48 am on December 8, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      is this for real!!! sounds likes an act

    • Ben Dover 8:50 am on December 8, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      Nice one! Boedhacall the all new term for 2007… I think we should ask Beyonce is she wanna do a cover of the all saints number – Bootycall… LOL.

    • PPKP 8:52 am on December 8, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      This is fake. For sure. I have heard it months ago, the “offer” for the lucky winner back then was a bunch of red roses which he could send to his special one. It was the same (Indian?) guy saying the same things to “his wife”, i.e. she doesn’t give the mouth, she’s on her periodical, etc. I think the woman’s voice was different. I’m trying to locate it…

    • Apu 10:53 am on December 8, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      Thank you, come again!

    • Vinny 12:09 pm on December 8, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      why are they speaking english to each other anyway? surly if they wanted to talk about stuff they’d speak indian!!!

      bogey fake call if ye ask me

    • Snack Material 1:26 pm on December 8, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      Hele lijpe radio! Yes, it is…

    • tacoooooooos 1:31 pm on December 8, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      i could care less about this being fake. as long as it doesn’t make me emo, I’M HAPPY!

    • nakker 3:12 pm on December 8, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      i fucking love this guy, get your indian freak on man!

    • Majo 3:51 pm on December 8, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      whahahahaha…..
      that’s hilarious! that’s an original way to find out what your husband ’s doing, hahah…..
      I will send it to all my friends in Holland,

      a big hug, Majo from Holland

    • hoplakee 6:03 pm on December 8, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      I’d like to meet Nikky…

    • hahaha 6:41 pm on December 8, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      Dont use the mouth hahaha thats funny & the boottttty part lol.

    • randy 9:56 pm on December 8, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      totally fake, i agree- its obvious

    • mariott 1:04 am on December 9, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      I have tons of indian friends and this is BS

    • Chris 4:39 am on December 9, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      O M F G !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      UN BELIEVABLE. I had tears. seriously. What a SCREAM!!!

    • plubius 9:25 am on December 9, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      Its a bit fake, but it’s still quite hilarious.

    • mike 10:52 am on December 9, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      this is so cool stupid fool hahahah
      “indian woman dont use the mouth”i love it

    • RequiredName 11:36 am on December 9, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      LOL…. one of the funniest things I’ve heard in ages!!!
      Speaking about that shit when on the radio…. Why the hell didn’t they swich to their native language??

      Jeeesssss… just stupid… but funny as hell!!

      Awesome!

    • Anna 11:40 am on December 9, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      aren’t all men 100% stupid!!!!

    • Major Kong 12:21 pm on December 9, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      Looks like ol’ Raj is in deep Hin-do!

    • The Darwin Dragon 3:43 pm on December 9, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      OMFG pissing wifes and inaian bottie callz!!!

      lol

    • Mon 6:39 pm on December 9, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      Wow, that was pretty sad. You should have hung up after mr. Snake Raj realized it wasnt’ a joke. That poor woman. This isn’t a joke. Marriage is something sacred. These are supposed to be private conversations. Right after confirming he’s been lying, that should have been it. Getting a good laugh should not be at the expense of other people’s intimate marriage problems. There’s marriage counselors and religious counselors that can certainly help. :(

    • Devesh 7:44 pm on December 9, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      It seems this has become the most popular thing online!
      Well my intention was not to ridicule anyone, nor to highlight any kind of cultural things. This is just meant for a little laugh, and there are no other intentions whatsoever. Please refrain from giving this any cultural color, and just take a break from all the normal stress of life and smile a bit. Thats the only intention of this post!

    • Brandon 8:49 pm on December 9, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      This is from Phoenix’s 104.7 KISS FM. I heard this on the original broadcast…100% real. The DJ used to do these calls every once in a while. Funny!

    • Lee S 9:49 pm on December 9, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      This shit is too damn funny! You don’t use the mouth, well you don’t use the mouth either.

    • LP 9:57 pm on December 9, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      Why are people here talking about Buddha Call? Its BOOTY CALL.

    • shoebox 10:21 pm on December 9, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      its a set up…actors.

    • SexyCollegeGirl 9:26 am on December 10, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      very intresting and funny :) I really loved it….. Indians don’t use their month? lol :) More sexy stuff at SexyCOllegeGirl :)

    • misstressm 7:09 pm on December 10, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      How funny is that? And arent they the heros behind Kama Sutra? I figured the Indian women were far more promiscous than us.

    • Vi 7:50 pm on December 10, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      your post is linked as top WP posts on the dashboard page. Well done :P

    • I am God 8:38 pm on December 10, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      this is fake. It was on NY’s 103.7 WKTU regarding roses being sent to someone. Same exact set up about not using the mouth an being on the periodical.

    • Peter Vangeel 9:05 pm on December 10, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      oh my god, funniest thing I heard in months…buddacall, 25% of the time you’re on the periodical anyway!, oh man, even if this was fake it’s real funny sh*t

    • ThePlayerSupremeShow.com 3:19 am on December 11, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      I thought it was hella funny until I looked over at my Portuguese girl sitting next to me and realized, that lady didn’t switch to her native language.

      My female is from the Azores in Portugal and one day when she was taken by suprise she reverted to her native tongue as any person would.

      That lady didn’t.

      Sounds like a Jerry Springer show to me. And I live in the town where that radio station is aired from, Sacramento California.

    • copper 10:44 am on December 11, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      This is fake. It is staged. I have heard this gag before.

    • Evey 12:48 pm on December 11, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      LOL! funny…i’d better don’t use my mouth or month? LOL! confuse…

    • Norm 9:39 pm on December 11, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      Sooo fake! Typical hack American radio.

    • JJ 9:40 pm on December 11, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      I wanna meet nikkie too, the famous mouth-user american!!!!kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

    • nenaca 10:54 pm on December 11, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      oh gosh. i’m on my floor dying. i have to forward this …

    • nikki,nikki 11:51 pm on December 11, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      what a blast,credit,where credit is due,nice one,you suckerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

    • Renee 12:35 am on December 12, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      Effing hilarious!

    • Moose 2:33 am on December 12, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      What a freakin’ pig.

    • rek 8:44 am on December 12, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      ‘I am god’ was correct, this same setup using the same people and the same jokes was on NYC’s KTU with the main difference being they offered the guy free roses to have sent to someone

      I found the link: http://www.danielnainan.com/ramesh.mp3

    • LD 10:00 am on December 12, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      Maybe they need to read the Kama Sutra. That was hilarious.

    • Rainigade 10:03 am on December 12, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      Oh please… I’m an Indian girl and I can tell ya, there’s a large % of the “holy, virginal” types who dont use mouth ;) and a huge % of normal gurlz who do. Raj is an arse for expecting a BJ when he dont give head. But then, in my experience, Indian men usually suck in bed! MUAHAAHAHAH!

      This is funny shit….. forwarding it to the world!

    • Ice 10:24 am on December 12, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      This is totally hilarious

    • Aaahh 3:59 pm on December 12, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      I wanna have me some nicky!

    • baboom 2:28 am on December 13, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      FAKE

    • nick 4:04 pm on December 13, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      대략 180등

    • Smellytim 7:05 pm on December 13, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      This is obviously fake. Which makes it very boring to listen to. If it was real that would have been hilarious. But it wasnt so it sucked.

    • Leah 8:19 pm on December 13, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      fake. :p

    • Ricky 10:03 pm on December 13, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      THIS IS FUCKIN HILARIOUS….OMFG MY STOMACH HURTS….AHHHHHHHHHHHHHhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha ” THE AMERICAN WAY OF LOVE” LMAO HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA…”USE THE MOUTH” HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA ..”BOOTA CALL” LMAO HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

    • Borat 11:09 pm on December 13, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      Borat Says! I like. Nice! Sexy time!!

    • hmmm 11:14 pm on December 13, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      interesting..

      fellatio and cunnilingus is extensively taught in the KAma Sutra (you know… from India?)

    • Varun 2:28 am on December 14, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      This is definitely fake

    • Lee 5:08 am on December 14, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      This is a real show. It’s on in centeral California (Bay area).

    • Brandon 6:35 am on December 14, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      That is HIGHLY Illegal to put someone on the radio without their consent, this guy would lose his job… I work in radio, here’s a trick, ITS ALL SMOKE AND MIRRORS

    • damian 9:03 am on December 14, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      This is so fake, it’s not really funny at all, if it was real then it would be funny, but you can obviously here Raj laughing while he is trying
      to act clueless and serious. =P

    • Apu 4:02 pm on December 14, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      sounds like APU!! How can I be some assistance?

    • Javin 4:15 pm on December 14, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      Brandon: You’re a moron.

      This is legit, and yes, it is real. Different states have different laws on the requirements when putting a person on the phone. This call was made by a radio personality called the “Super Snake” on KISS 104.7FM out of Pheonix, AZ. Their website is 1047kissfm dot com.

      The state of AZ requires that only ONE side of a conversation be aware that they are on a prank call in order for them to be recorded/played on air. All of you utter morons that decided that this was fake because of your complete lack of education should be sterilized.

      -Javin

    • Javin 4:33 pm on December 14, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      Having listened to the other link posted by “I Am God” I gotta say this sounds like a pretty common skit. Too bad for the radio personality who no doubt thought he had a real winner here. Obviously both callers were basically reading from some kind of script. Doubtful that the radio guy was in on it.

      -Javin

    • PJ 7:52 pm on December 14, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      BUSTED!!!! Wow that is hilarious. Buddha call…

      You are on the periodical 25% of the time. Hysterical.

    • Josh 8:41 pm on December 14, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      Its fake! The woman sounds like she’s West Idian (Either a Trini or Guayanese) . The guy definitely sounds like an Indian but I do have a Puerto Rican friend who sound better
      than him. Good laughs! Made my day!

    • AudreyMae 9:43 pm on December 14, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      Two Magic Words…
      “Owned Bitch!”

    • Dan Fan 10:09 pm on December 14, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      The voice that you hear is that of comedian Dan Nainan, a South Asian comedian who does voices of different characters on radio stations all over the country.

    • Dan Fan 10:09 pm on December 14, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      The voice that you hear is that of comedian Dan Nainan, a South Asian comedian who does voices of different characters on radio stations all over the country. In addition to Southern-accented Americans, Arabs, Europeans, Asians, South Asians and other foreign accents, he also imitates celebrities such as George Bush, Bill Clinton, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Jesse Jackson, the Moviefone man, and scores of others. You can see his standup comedy act at

      http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2709639

      or at his web site, http://www.nainan.com

      Here are some more links to some of his funnier radio calls:

      VOICEOVER

      + Hear Dan’s voiceover in a redneck cowboy accent for a tool company.

      http://www.danielnainan.com/tools.wmv

      + Dan is the voice of Bill Clinton on this television commercial from Comedy Central.

      http://www.danielnainan.com/comedy-central-ad.wmv

      RADIO

      + Hear Dan’s dead-on Bill Clinton impression from the Lamont and Tonelli show on KSAN San Francisco. Dan wrote and performed this bit on 30 radio stations around the nation.

      http://www.danielnainan.com/clinton.mp3

      + In this episode of the “War of the Roses” with Baltazar and Goumba Johnny on WKTU New York, Dan plays Ramesh, an Indian deli owner who is caught cheating on his wife. Ramesh became a weekly recurring character on WKTU for several months.

      http://www.danielnainan.com/ramesh.mp3

      + Baltazar from WKTU busts a New York sidewalk peanut vendor named Ibrahim, played by Dan, for health code violations, in this hilarious phone call which is still one of the radio station’s most requested radio bits.

      http://www.danielnainan.com/ibrahim.mp3

    • kyp durron 10:32 pm on December 14, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      these are fake accents…too funny to be real and not the best acting.

    • ANIMEGLOBO 10:58 pm on December 14, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      OMG this is so fucking great!!! im laughing so hard, i couldnt breathe

    • ashwizzle betrabizzle 5:33 am on December 15, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      hahhhaha this is possibly THE funniest conversation i have ever heard, or damn near close!

    • fa 10:11 am on December 15, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      so fake

    • Dvid 11:02 am on December 15, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      I find it hard to believe that the people who wrote the kama sutra don’t do oral.

    • truf 2:51 pm on December 15, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE

    • Lekki 9:05 pm on December 15, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      aaaaahhhh…..this was really funny….though i feel sorry for the poor girl

    • binny 1:28 am on December 16, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      hahaha. i guess if you use ur mouth u wont lose ur husben. and for the poor women maybe u should get a booty call as well!

    • iiO 8:08 pm on December 16, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      who says indian women don’t use their mouth?!
      and who says men don’t HAVE to use their mouth?!
      i’m indian…and my bf doesn’t get what he wants unless he wearing my pussy as his moustache! ;P

    • Dagon 7:30 pm on December 17, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      FAKE. Indians speak English. They would not be making simple and stupid mistakes with word choice. Periodicles?

    • desi 7:30 pm on December 18, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      It is for sure that these guys are not proper indians (from their accent)… you american indians who have no knowledge of indian culture have no right to ridicule it… you are making fun of yourselves, u morons… I pity you

    • Liam 2:47 pm on December 19, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      People, it is obvious that this clip is a fake. The acting is very bad, emotions are meak and incorrect in some cases, the culture convayed by the indians is not even close to the true indian culture and the reactions are clearly thought through. This clip shows more of bad acting, careless insults to cultures and what an idiot the presenter is to believe it or to act so hard, whichever was the case.

    • kellyk75 7:05 pm on December 19, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      What an ass…… both guys. The announcer jackass is laughing constantly at this poor woman’s misfortune while her dumb ass husband is being a turd.

      I feel for the woman.

    • kelly lee 11:48 pm on December 19, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      Asian woman are uptight..maybe he just wants someone who is more open up. But he’s still a jerk for catching fish with both hands. What a bastard!

    • Mane 1:34 am on December 20, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      Funny indeed, i cant stop laughing…….ooooooo…my i have im sick! hahaa

    • sebastian 4:58 am on December 20, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      holy shit man what a guy admits to his wife that she doesnt give head hahaha wow everyone should hear this

    • Kenny 2:26 pm on December 21, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      Nice, silly but nice ^^

    • Retrograde 3:33 am on December 22, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      Dam this guy is like the jack bauer of cheating bf’s

    • sandy 7:13 am on December 22, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      Absolutely Fake! 100% totally fake.

      Overdone accents… incorrect responses… Incorrect understanding of cultural traits.
      Indians would immediately clam up, instead of shouting out their private lives to the whole world. This is a western interpretation of how an Indian couple would react!

    • Maxx_Burn 10:10 am on December 22, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      Guys this is absurdity. It was supposed to be a 2 ppl bed room conv. However i don;t take both sides… It’s a fackin 2 ppl’s problem and i don’t see a victim or a victimiser here.

      The real problem i can identify is she is dominating him and he is just cheating on her to get out her obssession.

      Both needs to patch up of fuck off than wasting our time…..but besides this, this is one helluva bedroom controversy gone public:)

    • shah 10:45 pm on December 22, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      Truely Indian story! how 2 get upadate on dat story? anybody…

    • TATTOOROACH 12:39 am on December 24, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      THIS IS SOME FAKE ASS SHIT! BUDDA CALL! WTF…THE MOUTH! HA HA HA HA FUCKING FAKE AS FUCK! INDIANS USE THE MOUTH! I KNOW THEY DO! AND VERY WELL!

    • Immortal 4:41 pm on December 24, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      this is one awesome true clip!!

    • Kenny 11:42 am on December 25, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      So daaamn funny!
      I hate that we don`t have radiostations like this one in Sweden! =)

    • Calle 3:20 am on December 26, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      This is bloody amazing!

    • German 10:59 pm on December 26, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      Great stuff. He sure can’t wait to come home and explain that to her…

    • Jim 6:03 pm on December 27, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      omg, tht guy is funny as hell… When he decides to be honest he’s waaay to honest

    • hum 1:14 am on December 28, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      thats really sad…i feel sorry for that girl, seriously…

      although it was kinda funny, but still sad

    • VALENTRA 3:20 pm on December 28, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      It is funny and hilarious.

    • Sonya 7:59 am on December 30, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      LMAO OMG! Raj is such a dumbass! “YOU ARE NOT SASTISFYING ANYMORE”

    • Thung 8:02 am on December 30, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      ROFLMAO AHAHAHAHAHAHA HILARIOUS!!!
      AND SONYA YOU ARE MY FAVOURITE “BUDDHA CALL” AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • fetus 8:10 am on December 30, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      AHAHAHA…..poor guy……my wife’s asian…..she always use her mouth….!! =D I’m satisfied all the time…

    • fetus's wife 8:13 am on December 30, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      AHAHAHAHA AWWW HONEY how swt of you to say that to the world…you sastisfy me also ^_~

    • indeed... 8:13 am on December 30, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      no comment…

    • indeed's wife 8:18 am on December 30, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      he has no comment because his mouth is being occupied. ;)

    • fetus 8:21 am on December 30, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      Now this is what i call…..asian pride….=D

    • fetus's wife 8:24 am on December 30, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      HONEY stop leaving comments and come back to bed la >=D

    • Sina 4:59 am on January 2, 2007 Permalink | Reply

      nikki is a stripper she uses THE MOUTH and…she likes threesomes!

    • Karim 3:41 am on January 3, 2007 Permalink | Reply

      LMAO LMAO LMAO..BUSTEDDDDDDD..hahhaha

    • hannah 5:08 pm on January 3, 2007 Permalink | Reply

      MY HUSBAND SAID, THIS IS SO FUNNY….. I THOUGHT IT WAS LAME. REALLY FAKE.

    • Leanne 9:48 pm on January 3, 2007 Permalink | Reply

      That was hilarious, I wish I was the radio broadcaster that day…I would have had a blast with that one…Ha, Ha Ha

    • Shay from Bermuda 3:17 am on January 4, 2007 Permalink | Reply

      Fake or not, it made me laugh my ass off at work, tears even came to my eyes, everyone thought I was crazy. It was so funny. I could listen to it over and over.

    • Maukka from Finland 11:56 pm on January 7, 2007 Permalink | Reply

      Hmmm… if Yasmin cooked me indian, I’d use my mouth.

    • shaz81 1:09 pm on January 10, 2007 Permalink | Reply

      thats the most funiest thing i have eva heard, that man is a d***head and needs to be put own and his poor wife should leave him for nikki!!!!!!!!!!

      so funny i’m crying with laughter!!!!!!!!!!

    • Antti 2:54 pm on January 11, 2007 Permalink | Reply

      I have heard similar story again.. hilarious but FAKE :(

    • Mathew 2:56 pm on January 11, 2007 Permalink | Reply

      Looks fake and stupid but funny :)
      Atleat my exindian gf was very active in using her Mouth never let me milk anything else except mouth ;)

    • Per 10:31 am on January 12, 2007 Permalink | Reply

      Funny!

      though I guess it’s face, why would indian couple speak english with each others?

    • eh? 9:36 pm on January 12, 2007 Permalink | Reply

      Who cares if it was fake grow a sense of humor and laugh a bit retards talking about bad acting and shit i doubt you can act any better.

    • Hasan 11:32 pm on January 12, 2007 Permalink | Reply

      Oh I hope this is real. This is fucking great. Love it love it love it.

    • zee 8:51 am on January 16, 2007 Permalink | Reply

      muahahhahahhahahahahahhahahaha!!!!that gets a WTF:P and a lmfoa!!!

    • weedlover 10:58 am on January 16, 2007 Permalink | Reply

      is this for real ???? this is great !!! :) )))))

    • hart 5:26 am on January 18, 2007 Permalink | Reply

      Bwahahaha! why are you laughing so hard, sir????

    • StallA 2:36 pm on January 18, 2007 Permalink | Reply

      Yes I’m also an indian from the Netherlands, but don’t got lot of indian friends. Now you know why, cause the most of them think their white, while the others think their black. I don’t understand the joke

    • Fundraiser 9:17 pm on January 18, 2007 Permalink | Reply

      A few questions from a blog idiot

      How do you keep the spammers from eating you alive? i\’ve seen blogs with nothing but spam postings.

      How do you keep some left wing extremist from posting racist or defamatory rhetoric? and if you cant stop them, what are you legally liabel when they do?

      can viruses be posted to blogs?

    • Stacey 11:24 pm on January 19, 2007 Permalink | Reply

      don’t use the mouth is so funny so ladies form foreign countries remember to use the mouth or your man would look for nykki

    • Nameliss 10:27 pm on January 21, 2007 Permalink | Reply

      the gurl said 100% your on the STUPIDDDDDDDDDD LOL

    • GLAMvoy 4:54 pm on January 23, 2007 Permalink | Reply

      This shit is SO not funny!

      The husband is a JACKASS! If he likes what “american women” do with their mouths, then he should leave his wife and find an American woman. How the hell are you gonna get on the radio and tell your wife you’re cheating because she doesn’t give oral sex…but you’re not willing to give it either… get the fuck out of here!

      The only part I did laugh at is Super snake ass was crackin’ up AND he had ol’ boy going…like…. yeah… I was to send it to Nikki…your my favorite budah call….lmao! That was too funny.

      By the way, if they’re from india, why did they continue the conversation in english! I would have switched over so quick on our asses…lol!

    • antonella & Luciano 3:45 am on January 25, 2007 Permalink | Reply

      Thanks…we needed a laugh…:-)

    • Panga! 6:23 am on January 28, 2007 Permalink | Reply

      Raj is 100% correct, he’s not selfish !
      Indian gals do not use the mouth and doesn’t know how to seduce & satisfy a guy :P
      Americans gals are too good ;)

    • Petee-Pete 10:37 pm on January 29, 2007 Permalink | Reply

      “MY GOD” This is too funy lol

    • applebottom 12:04 am on January 30, 2007 Permalink | Reply

      who cares if it was fake, it was tttoooooooooooo funnnnnnnnyyy!!!! holay-molay lol ….ps petee-pete don say God’s name in vain….lol

    • Laydeepiinkz 2:25 am on January 30, 2007 Permalink | Reply

      That Was Funny Shiit.[!!]
      Oh Mann
      That Was Dry[!!]
      LMFAO

    • maestro 6:21 am on January 30, 2007 Permalink | Reply

      so fake, it was lame

    • Joel Drussis, BS Detector 9:01 pm on February 1, 2007 Permalink | Reply

      This is indeed FAKE. Like PPKP above (cf. comments from Dec 8), I heard this when another version appeared in the past, only instead of Beyonce tickest it was red roses. That one appeared on KTU (a New York radio station), and it had the same jokes (e.g. “periodical” for period, et cetera).

      Anyone who wants a copy of the other version, just e-mail me at joel.drussis@gmail.com (i.e. joel.drussis [AT] gmail [DOT] com in case e-mail addresses are scrambled).

      The other version I heard nearly a year ago, and even then I thought it was fake (the above merely solidified it for me). The problem is that English is not the first language of these characters (hence the accents and bad English), yet, amazingly, despite all the passion/rage/confusion, neither of them ever switch into their mother tongue? Too convenient to be real.

    • Joel Drussis, BS Detector 9:12 pm on February 1, 2007 Permalink | Reply

      One follow up. The version available above is from 104.7 Kiss FM, whose web site can be seen here:

      http://www.kzzp.com/

      The version I have was from 103.5 KTU, whose web site can be seen here:

      http://www.ktu.com/

      Their web sites are nearly identical in format, so similar in fact, that I think they are owned by the same company.

      Again, anyone who would like to hear the KTU version need only e-mail me at joel.drussis@gmail.com and I will gladly send it to them.

    • Just me 10:59 pm on February 2, 2007 Permalink | Reply

      Totally fake and not funny.

    • ly 4:09 pm on February 3, 2007 Permalink | Reply

      This is so funny!

    • Kit 5:11 am on February 4, 2007 Permalink | Reply

      fake

    • Sebbe 7:46 pm on February 5, 2007 Permalink | Reply

      U can tell that it’s fake, but it’s still funny…

    • Nav 10:45 pm on February 5, 2007 Permalink | Reply

      Fucking funny… Freak me out! hahaha

    • julie 12:09 am on February 7, 2007 Permalink | Reply

      This is too fake. Budda call?? LOL

    • Agent Singh 2:45 pm on February 7, 2007 Permalink | Reply

      HA HA HA HA this is fucking jokes!

    • CBN 5:45 pm on February 7, 2007 Permalink | Reply

      hahahhahahahahahhaha!!!!!

    • Double8 10:45 pm on February 11, 2007 Permalink | Reply

      LMFAO!! “WHO IS NIKKI” LMFAO!!! “U DON’T KNOW HOW TO USE THE MOUTH” ROTFLMFAO!!!!!

    • Double8 10:55 pm on February 11, 2007 Permalink | Reply

      BOODACALL HAHAHAHAHA!!!

    • NISHAD 9:05 am on February 14, 2007 Permalink | Reply

      As a true Indian living in India, this dumbass gives Indians a bad name! WE CAME UP WITH THE KAMASUTRA!!!!!
      Fuckin dumbass!!! And he should send his wife back to India, so she can experience IT ALLLLLLL!!!!!

      In short: hahahahahahahaha….aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaah!!!!

    • deadbluebolt 6:10 pm on February 20, 2007 Permalink | Reply

      Its rigged

    • Kris 11:07 pm on February 22, 2007 Permalink | Reply

      Although this is a fake, it’s hilarious, and I can’t stop the laughing in my head. Good stuff …

    • KB 5:11 pm on February 24, 2007 Permalink | Reply

      FAKE!

    • Vicky 8:11 pm on February 24, 2007 Permalink | Reply

      Owwwwww man ! This is so so so fucking hilarious …. raj man …. this radio show cooked you for good !

    • takis 1:14 pm on February 25, 2007 Permalink | Reply

      ahahahhahahah ahhah a

    • Martin 9:26 pm on March 4, 2007 Permalink | Reply

      HAHA, vadå busted? ;D
      Sweden for the win :)

      Puss och kjamizar till er alla bögcollagehoror

    • Jennifer 5:06 am on March 12, 2007 Permalink | Reply

      omfg….that was AMAZING. i haven’t laughed that hard at ANYTHING in months. “budda calls….” “periodicals…” YES!!! this MADE my f***ing DAY!

    • mohini 2:32 am on March 17, 2007 Permalink | Reply

      Oh my God! that man is just sickening

      i feel sorry for the women

      thanks for putting it up!

      :)

    • Jason. n 2:09 am on March 26, 2007 Permalink | Reply

      How com u r on the fone with the person that is laffing

    • Jason. n 2:09 am on March 26, 2007 Permalink | Reply

      lmfaoo

    • P 8:24 am on March 31, 2007 Permalink | Reply

      OMG!!! i hope she ripped his balls off when he came at night cause he deserves that and DEATH!!!!

    • Singh 7:04 pm on April 2, 2007 Permalink | Reply

      It’s not a fake…here’s the original website (Super Snake goes global)
      http://www.1047kissfm.com/cc-common/podcast/single_podcast.html?podcast=super_snake.xml

    • fake 1:59 am on April 9, 2007 Permalink | Reply

      http://www.ktu.com/cc-common/podcast/single_podcast.html?podcast=waroftheroses.xml

      It is fake .. go to the very end in the list..
      Remash and Partiti sounds same..

    • Suresh Kumar 9:20 am on April 16, 2007 Permalink | Reply

      I want his wife (Jasmine) instead. I can give her the pleasure of her life.

    • Captain Insano 3:29 am on May 24, 2007 Permalink | Reply

      LOL!!!! “Buddah Call”.

    • Lefty 10:58 am on June 7, 2007 Permalink | Reply

      Lmaooo!!!!!!
      omg some funny sh***
      hahahaha,, ” sir! wht are you laughing so hard”? hahahahahahaahah…

    • J L 5:32 pm on June 21, 2007 Permalink | Reply

      Who cares if it’s fake, it’s hilarious! Every time I send it to someone new I have to listen to it again!!

    • rajan 11:48 am on June 30, 2007 Permalink | Reply

      kindly joint in your group and mail to me

    • Poonam 3:57 am on July 27, 2007 Permalink | Reply

      I feel awful for Jasmin. Couldn’t her hubby just tell her to use the mouth or something? I despise cheating. The one about Ramesh & Pradtini is fake. Nice post btw. (:

    • Dennis 1:57 pm on October 25, 2007 Permalink | Reply

      This is bullshit, I know for a fact that Indian girls will use the mouth.

    • Brak 8:25 pm on July 10, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      The only thing more fake than this are Pamela’s Tits.Really funny – Ha.

    • President 5:57 pm on August 26, 2009 Permalink | Reply

      Fake one…..An audio clip with the same theme I got through floating mails some 5-6 years back. Audio was from some indian FM radio channel, with radio jockey making call to hubby while wife is present during the conversation.It seems this theme is quite popular and ‘m sure you’ll find similar clip in german,french,spanish………………..The same theme was included in a bollywood movie HELLO.

  • Devesh 8:56 am on November 11, 2006 Permalink | Reply  

    Umrao Jaan – Salaam Karne Ki Aarzoo Hai 

     

    After seeing the amount of hits my post about Umrao Jaan’s music has been getting, I decided why not post a great song!

    So here it is folks, specially for you all, listen at leisure.

    A melodious gem, to say the least!

    Sad to say, but this movie has flopped big time in India. The first week collections are just around 7cr at max (around 30-40%).

     
    • Aishwariya 8:58 pm on December 5, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      The film is actually quite interesting but SHIT at the same time but the songs are quite nice though.

    • jeasbe 12:05 pm on December 8, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      ~Jaan Meri~

      [Wow ! what a name]

      Bohot si baatein, hain tumko kehni
      bohot si baatein, hain humko kehni

      kabhi jo tanha, milo kahin tum
      to baatein hum, yeh tamaam kar lein…

      REPEAT

      kabhi jo tanha, milo kahin tum
      to baatein hum, yeh tamaam kar lein…

      REPEAT

      kabhi jo tanha, milo kahin tum
      to baatein hum, yeh tamaam kar lein…

      PERIOD.

    • jaan-meri 6:42 pm on December 8, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      Kabhi jo tanha, milo kahin tum…………..

      Well! you will have to take the initiative here ~smile~

    • jeasbe 9:35 am on December 9, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      SOCH LO JAAN MERI

      Woh laila majnu, ki ho mohabbat
      ke shireen farhad, ki ho ulfat

      zara si tum jo, dikhao jurrat
      to hum bhi un jaisa naam kar lein….

    • jeasbe 12:54 pm on December 10, 2006 Permalink | Reply

      Yeh dil hai jo, aa gaya hai tum par

      Wagarna sach yeh hai banda parwar

      jise bhi hum dekh lain, palat kar
      usi ko apna, ghulam kar lein…

    • Hassan 10:24 am on August 10, 2007 Permalink | Reply

      bullay bullay zabardast shawa shawa dahee bhallay kaya shayree hai aur Alka Yagnik you are the best

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