Here are some great Cartoons on Sardars, the most loved people in this world, who always bring a smile to the face. No offence intended.
This is courtesy Kavita, one of my colleagues at work. Smile, laugh, enjoy!
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Vi 6:29 pm on November 29, 2006 Permalink |
Biggest porn industry? REALLY? Wow. That’s just..hypocritical and…well, wow.
Vi 6:32 pm on November 29, 2006 Permalink |
Its funny but I always feel so bad for Sardars when I read jokes about them (but I still laugh). =/
Vi 9:30 pm on November 29, 2006 Permalink |
I wasn’t saying YOU were hypocritical; but just hypocritical generally of the Brahmins
Evey 3:03 pm on December 7, 2006 Permalink |
LOL! funny indeed
pegasus 8:54 am on December 8, 2006 Permalink |
nice one… esp the burial site one
Vikram Gill 12:48 pm on December 8, 2006 Permalink |
Rather makin fun of sardars u guys should look how much these guys have done for the freedom of the country and how many of them serving the nation by givin their duties in the armed forces of INIDA, any fool can sit and laugh on any fuckin stupid things..
Devesh 7:47 pm on December 8, 2006 Permalink |
Mr. Vikram Gill, I said No Offence.
SANTA SINGH 1:02 pm on December 10, 2006 Permalink |
Rather makin fun of sardars u guys should look how much these guys have done for the freedom of the country and how many of them serving the nation by givin their duties in the armed forces of INIDA, any fool can sit and laugh on any fuckin stupid things..
Sardar 3:54 pm on December 19, 2006 Permalink |
here are some jokes on hindus
Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon says, “I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered,”
The second responds, “Yeah, but you should try electricians.
Everything inside them is color-coded,”
The third surgeon says, “No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.”
The fourth surgeon chimes in: “You know, I like construction workers.
They always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end and when the job takes longer than you said it would.”
But the fifth surgeon, Dr. Morris Fishbein, shuts them all up when he observes: “The Hindus are the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no heart, no balls and no spine. Plus the head and ass are interchangeable.”
Q: How do you confuse a Hindu Soldier?
A: Give him a rifle and ask him to shoot it.
Q: What’s the shortest book ever written?
A: Hindu War Heroes.
“Hindu’s history: They turn on their friends and surrender to their enemies!”
I got a tip for you , if you install the Hindi versions of your favorite computer programs, THEY RUN A LOT FASTER.
Q. What is the difference between a Hindu woman and a basketball team?
A. The basketball team showers after 4 periods
Q. How do you break a Hindu’s finger?
A. Hit him on the nose.
Q. How do you get a Hindu out of a bath tub?
A. Throw in a bar of soap.
Q. Why are the Hindus so afraid of war?
A. You would be too if you never won one in your history.
A lion in the zoo was lying in the sun licking its rear end when a visitor turned to the zoo keeper and said, “That’s a docile old thing isn’t it?” “No way,” said the zoo keeper, “it’s the most ferocious beast in the zoo. Why just an hour ago it dragged a Hindu into the cage and completely devoured him.” “Hardly seems possible” said the astonished visitor, “but why is it lying there licking its rear?” “The poor thing is trying to get the taste out of its mouth.”
Devesh 5:08 pm on December 19, 2006 Permalink |
hahahaha .. amazing jokes those man!!!
thanx for posting them!
Gurfateh Singh Brar 5:09 pm on March 12, 2007 Permalink |
great job Sardar…
and Devesh: your reply only proves Dr Morris Fishbein right that there r no balls!!! and that ur head and ass r interchangeable!!!
and: no offence meant!!!
Pragati 9:49 pm on June 18, 2007 Permalink |
Hahaha…read your blog today after ages. This one is awesome. Make sure you resize your images acc. to your new theme
Also, with proper credits, can I reproduce this in my blog?
jokes 7:12 am on November 27, 2007 Permalink |
Sarder jokes for this
gulshan ahmed 8:21 am on March 23, 2008 Permalink |
jokes:
1)what is the full form of HINDU
> Hitler In New Donkey Uniform
2) Which is HINDU JOKER DAY?
> HOLI……HINDUS GO MAD THROWING COLOUR OVER OTHERS.
wHICH IS HINDU HIPPIE DAY?
> SHIVRATRI…..( HINDU GO MAD AFTER CONSUMING BHANG)
WHERE IF THE HEAD OFFICE OF HINDU RUMOUR SPREADING SHOP( RSS_
> NANGPUR
gulshan ahmed 8:28 am on March 23, 2008 Permalink |
Q: WHY DO HINDUS ALWAYS JOKES ABOUT OTHERSNON-HINDUS) ?
Ans: BECAUSE 1) THEY HAVE HABBIT OF THROWING STONES OVER OTHERS WHILE LIVING IN GLASS HOUSES.
2) THEY ARE CUNNING SHREWD AND THANKLESS CREATURES, THEY HABBIT OF MAKING FUN OF OTHERS WHO DO GREATEST SELFLESS SERVICE TO THEM . FOR EXAMPLE SIKG GURUS ESPECIALLY GOIND SINGH SACRIFICED HIS WHOLE FAMILY FOR THE SAFETY OF HINDUS , BUT LOOK! HOW THESE THANKLESS WORMS ARE MAKING FUN OF BRAVE, HARD WOPRKING AND PROGRESSIVE SIKHS.
HINDU 8:36 pm on April 30, 2008 Permalink |
This for the “sardar” who thinks he is very smart by those some dumb jokes on hindus!!!!!!!!
Some fine day Sardarji need fly to London in Boing 737. This is his first air travel and that to in Boing 737. So he is very happy to be in Boing 737. In that moode he is crying like a child that “Boing Boing Boing Boing ……………..”. By this behaviour from him all other passengers getting irretated. Then somebody went to Airhostess and inform about his childish manner.
That Air Hostess came to him and gave a warning that not to make any noise. With this also Sardarji didn’t listen. And Air hostess went to Cockpit and informed Pilot. That Poilet had big personality.. He came to Sardarji. Sardarji is busy with “Boing Boing Boing Boing ……………..”. And Pilot said ‘B’e Seilent. Then Sardarji became calm for a while. Then Pilot goes. After Pilot enters into Cockpit Sardarji again sarted noise like ” Oing Oing Oing Oing Oing Oing ……..”.
HINDU 8:38 pm on April 30, 2008 Permalink |
This for the “sardar” who thinks he is very smart by those some dumb jokes on hindus!!!!!!!!
Some fine day Sardarji need fly to London in Boing 737. This is his first air travel and that to in Boing 737. So he is very happy to be in Boing 737. In that moode he is crying like a child that “Boing Boing Boing Boing ……………..”. By this behaviour from him all other passengers getting irretated. Then somebody went to Airhostess and inform about his childish manner.
That Air Hostess came to him and gave a warning that not to make any noise. With this also Sardarji didn’t listen. And Air hostess went to Cockpit and informed Pilot. That Poilet had big personality.. He came to Sardarji. Sardarji is busy with “Boing Boing Boing Boing ……………..”. And Pilot said ‘B’e Seilent. Then Sardarji became calm for a while. Then Pilot goes. After Pilot enters into Cockpit Sardarji again sarted noise like ” Oing Oing Oing Oing Oing Oing ……..”.
HINDU 8:43 pm on April 30, 2008 Permalink |
OK…..Guys Chill!!!!!!!!
(i just wanted u to Enjoy some jokes about Sardarjis- a very special community of India. There are tons of jokes about them…because they are happy people and they take everything lightly. Based on the jokes, please do not think that I have no respect or regards for them. If there were 25 people one from each state of India and I were told to make just one person my friend out of them, I would choose a Sardarji of Punjab. This community laughs from heart, helps you whole heartedly and, based on my experience, you can totally count on a Sardarji and trust him.)
Manisha 6:54 pm on May 7, 2008 Permalink |
Hey, I completely agree to what u say.There is one more thing which is special about them and i.e they also make others happy and i like that habit of their so mucccccccccccccccccccccccccch.
Pardeep Singh Gill 10:57 am on May 17, 2008 Permalink |
Th’ts y punjab is no.1 state of India..in other words panjab is great country. India is fully depend on punjab…so all hindu’s feel jealous frm sardars and making fun of them. But there is one famous phrase “Dogs r barking always..but no wrsssss for lions.”
saint soldier 5:52 pm on June 7, 2008 Permalink |
in mughal times the ghazis used to abduct &rape hindu ladies in front of their husbands.hindu then used to call the khalsa to save them by shouting from their rooftops “SARDARJI 12 BAJ GAYE ” bcoz after 12 the pehra used to change.khalsa wud act swiftly & save them this incident become so deep rooted in their psyche that even v hear some fools say”s SARDARJI 12 BAJ GAYE”
SO DONT MAKE A JOKE ON HISTORY,
gulzar ahmed 12:39 pm on June 16, 2008 Permalink |
i The greatest JOKE about HINDUS ( HINDOO = GANDOO )) that the word is neither a hindi word nor a sanskrit one and has no place in the hindu scriptures. . in stead it was given by foreigners ( muslims ) and it meand black thief, robber ( as quoted by M.karunanidhi , dravidian CM of Tamilnadu , also refer to the persian ecyclopaedia, published from delhi way back in 1962
Naina 6:11 pm on September 28, 2009 Permalink |
GULZAR ur a paki dick head for sure, nd m confident ur wer cut a bit 2 much when u were young and are suffering from insecurity becoz of a low sperm count disorder….:(
u poooor bitch..pity u…
ram 8:44 am on August 20, 2008 Permalink |
HEY JERK WHOEVER U R..I WANNA TELL U 1 THNG THAT WE HINDU HAVE A LOT OF GUTS…AND WE NEVA AFRAID OF ANYBODY…WE CAN SACRIFICE OUR LIFE ALSO TO SAVE OUR NATION..AND IF U WANNA TRY ME THEN SEND ME MAIL I WILL BE THERE WHEREVER U WANT..
DON’T U DARE TO TELL HINDU A COWARD…..
HINDUS R REALLY STRONG……………..
ram 8:51 am on August 20, 2008 Permalink |
gulshan ahmed..HOW DARE U TALK ABOUT HINDUS..DO U KNOW ANYHTING ABT IT…U ASSHOLE FIRST OF ALL READ OUR HISTORY..WE R NOT COWARD LIKE U..FUCK U ASS HOLE…WE R NOT LIKE U WHO SPREAD TERRORISM FOR YOUR OWN BENEFITS..WE ALWAYS THINK ABOUT OTHERS…
NOW U NEVA EVA DARE TO TALK ABOUT HINDUS…AND ANY OTHERS ………….
ram 8:55 am on August 20, 2008 Permalink |
BRAVE BRAVE BRAVE HINDU…………….WE_FRENZ@HOTMAIL.COM IF U WANNA TELL ANYTHING….
charmie 10:17 am on November 6, 2008 Permalink |
who is useless bullsheet has designed this comments on hinu i hate them
charmie 10:27 am on November 6, 2008 Permalink |
u islami and sardars are useless rogues u dont have any work due to that u make fun of our hindus hindus are the roaring lions they wont be back they are always kind hearted u r the selfish people u always try to cheat us useless buggers
sukhbir 5:55 am on November 13, 2008 Permalink |
satsriakal to all
u r the ehsaan faramosh.u know because of the sikh gurus,saints & shaheeds u r here on the earth.if u dont believe read the true history.rather thanking them u r making fun of them.
really shameful
SHERU 7:41 am on November 18, 2008 Permalink |
yo u better get these sardar jokes removed from here pretty fast or else if i find who the fuck u are ………. u r dead …….. and i mean it
paanchodeya……..this is a sikh talking
shaheed Udham Singh went to London to kill that son of a bastard …….. So dont think u can hide from me
I’m gonna fuck ur hindu mom and ur sisters too if u dont stop this right now
If u have the balls then tell me ur address so its easier for me…….my address is millwoods rd, edmonton, Canada
Tujhe Zinda na jala diya to mera naam Sheru nahin………samaj laggi phudi deya
harman 11:47 pm on November 28, 2008 Permalink |
Sheru, calm down, typical overreaction. I’m not sure how long you’ve lived in Canada but a basic trait in both India and Canada is diversity and the ability to laugh about it. And I would know because I’m Canadian too.
This goes for the rest of you too.
I found the Sardar jokes hilarious, and in an innocent spirit.
- A punjabi girl
A Hindu 5:36 pm on December 22, 2008 Permalink |
i’m Hindu and i just love that above punjabi girl…. and i want to marry her in any damn masjid…..
an M. P. Daredevil
A Hindu 5:37 pm on December 22, 2008 Permalink |
hindushits@masjid.com
GULZAR AHMED 9:22 am on January 30, 2009 Permalink |
Q: WHAT IS THE BASIC AND BIGGEST DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE HINDU SENSE OF HUMOUR AND THAT OF PEOPLE OF OTHER RELIGIONS (MUSLIMS, SIKHS AND CHRISTIANS)
A:IT IS THAT HINDUS HAVE PERVERTEDLY NEGATIVE SENSE OF HUMOUR( LAUGHING AT OTHERS) BUT OTHER RELIGIONS HAVE A POSITIVE SENSE OF HUMOR ( LAUGHING WITH OTHERS.)–THEY NEVER DO THE BAD THING FIRST ,BUT ONLY DO TIT FOR TAT
THERE IS NO SARDAR JOKE OF ANY SORT BEFORE EIGHTIES , THESE WERE JUST SPREAD AFTER 1984 BY RUMOUR SPREADING SHOP (RSS) OF HINDUS.
THE WHOLE HINDU RELIGION, MYTHOLOGY, RELIGIOUS PRACTICES, SUPERSTITIONS AND SYMBOLIC MEANS OF FESTIVALS ARE ITSELF A UNENDING STORY OF UNENDING JOKES.
THE BIGGEST JOKE ABOUT THE HINDUS IS THE –WORD’HINDU ‘ITSELF–*WHICH IS NEITHER OF SANSKRIT ORIGIN NOR OF HINDI ORIGIN IT HAS PERSIAN ROOTS . WHICH MEANS BLACK THIEF, SLAVE, DOG/LOW LIFE. BEFORE LAUGHING AT OTHERS/ THROWING STONES AT OTHERS HINDUS SHOULD BETTER LOOK AT THEIR GLASS HOUSES
a human 1:28 pm on August 4, 2009 Permalink |
what a rubbish platform is this.
amit sharma 12:39 pm on March 2, 2009 Permalink |
specially to GULZAAR AHMAD …
amit sharma 12:44 pm on March 2, 2009 Permalink |
specially to GULZAAR AHMAD .. Gulzaar ahmad seens to be a pakistani who hates hindues to its core and even he makes all hindus to hate muslim who are really good too…he seems to be a real ass worm who has nothing to do with sense who “humor”…..just “RUMORS” ……….BCZ OF THESE KIND OF PPL WERE fighting and geting died and so on and wud be in future too…………brainless …hopeless……helpless poor Guy:-)
amit sharma 12:46 pm on March 2, 2009 Permalink |
gulzaar ahmad iz again of hindues ..the reason cud be…………..may be his family female members liked hindues and ran away with them………..ha ha…….solid reason:-)
amit sharma 12:46 pm on March 2, 2009 Permalink |
gulzaar ahmad iz againt of hindues ..the reason cud be…………..may be his family female members liked hindues and ran away with them………..ha ha…….solid reason:-)
amit sharma 12:49 pm on March 2, 2009 Permalink |
sardarji are very very good ppl bcz i hav many good friends….uncomparable to all……..very sweet ..thr shudnt be any fun regarding that………..
pakisspower 11:04 am on March 22, 2009 Permalink |
Foolish Indians…
Foolish Sikhs…
Foolish Hindustan…
viksy 12:14 pm on April 6, 2009 Permalink |
u hindus just shut the fuckk up u son of ugly slimy bitches
BAAZ 10:55 pm on April 18, 2009 Permalink |
kya bhassar machaai hai saalo …tum saare velle ho…nitthalle ho….koi kaam nahi hai tum logo ko….u all are racists…go to hell who abuses any religions….no place for u ppls….in this world….u pplz fighting like kids…..saare bache ho.////
i_m_hindu 4:53 am on July 11, 2009 Permalink |
wtf u guys r doing… sharm nahi aati tum logo ko…. sab ek hi mitti se paida huye ho.. aur aaj alag-alag religion ki wajah se ek doosre ke upar keechar uchhal rahe ho… tumhare jaise logo ki wajah se hi aapsi ladaiyan hoti rehti hai aur inme se koi bhi community apne potential tak success achieve nahi kar pa rahi hai… it seems that u guys might b literate but not at all educated…. agar guts hai to kuchh achha kar ke dikhao… is tarah ke bloog se kuchh nahi hoga… aur kuchh seekhna ho to history ko dekho jab is poori belt mein ek hi type ke log rahte they …. dont forget Indus valley civilization…
R 3:15 am on July 18, 2009 Permalink |
Don’t feel guilty !! It happens.. Don’t drag religion .. it is just a class of people like blondes in USA.. I am sure there are lots of jokes abt Gujju, Sindhi, Madrasi, Bengali people also ..
Chill out man .. and just enjoy ..
deep 7:05 pm on August 1, 2009 Permalink |
REALITY…. India was a hindu country. Mughals entered, looted india, tortured them, forced them to change their religion to become muslim, killed mens and children in front of their wives, hanged children on swords in front of their mothers. Then Guru Gobind Singh picked up 5 hindus and made them “SIKH” by an oath to fight against mughals to protect hindus. Mughals tortured Sikhs to become muslim, cut their bodied in center, killed their families, pulled their hairs from skull, boiled them in oil and water, but sikh always sacrificed only for hindus. So, sikhs were born for protecting hindus by the order of Gurus and they are carrying their religion by the order of gurus. And now if any hindu feels good, laughs on making jokes on sikhs/sardars what they are repaying of what we sacrificed. I believe that much of u did’nt knew this, and now i hope u realized what sin u were doing making jokes on sikh community. We sikh don’t expect hindus to worship us for what we did and sacrificed, but we expect respect from every hindu of the country from their heart.
In Hindu holy book GEETA, it describes everything about hindus.
In muslim holy book QURAN, it describes everything about Muslims.
But in our GURU GRANTH SAHIB (never said a holy book but itself a god), it describes every religion on earth including hindus, muslims, sikhs, christians, including thoughts of tulsidas, bullashah, jesus…..
We sikh are only motivators of god, and still ready to always sacrifice for hindus and country and to fight against evil till our life.
My only request is, try to understand and remember this before making any fun of sikh people.
People with any feedbacks pls mail me at harrysn079@yahoo.co.in
No hard feelings for muslims, what i mentioned were the mughals who were on the evil path of torturing people. I never subjected a muslim community.