Here are some great Cartoons on Sardars, the most loved people in this world, who always bring a smile to the face. No offence intended.
This is courtesy Kavita, one of my colleagues at work. Smile, laugh, enjoy!
Posted in Fun, Funny, Jokes, Sardar Jokes, Silly
Biggest porn industry? REALLY? Wow. That’s just..hypocritical and…well, wow.
By: Vi on November 29, 2006
at 6:29 pm
Its funny but I always feel so bad for Sardars when I read jokes about them (but I still laugh). =/
By: Vi on November 29, 2006
at 6:32 pm
I wasn’t saying YOU were hypocritical; but just hypocritical generally of the Brahmins
By: Vi on November 29, 2006
at 9:30 pm
LOL! funny indeed
By: Evey on December 7, 2006
at 3:03 pm
nice one… esp the burial site one
By: pegasus on December 8, 2006
at 8:54 am
Rather makin fun of sardars u guys should look how much these guys have done for the freedom of the country and how many of them serving the nation by givin their duties in the armed forces of INIDA, any fool can sit and laugh on any fuckin stupid things..
By: Vikram Gill on December 8, 2006
at 12:48 pm
Mr. Vikram Gill, I said No Offence.
By: Devesh on December 8, 2006
at 7:47 pm
Rather makin fun of sardars u guys should look how much these guys have done for the freedom of the country and how many of them serving the nation by givin their duties in the armed forces of INIDA, any fool can sit and laugh on any fuckin stupid things..
By: SANTA SINGH on December 10, 2006
at 1:02 pm
here are some jokes on hindus
Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon says, “I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered,”
The second responds, “Yeah, but you should try electricians.
Everything inside them is color-coded,”
The third surgeon says, “No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.”
The fourth surgeon chimes in: “You know, I like construction workers.
They always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end and when the job takes longer than you said it would.”
But the fifth surgeon, Dr. Morris Fishbein, shuts them all up when he observes: “The Hindus are the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no heart, no balls and no spine. Plus the head and ass are interchangeable.”
Q: How do you confuse a Hindu Soldier?
A: Give him a rifle and ask him to shoot it.
Q: What’s the shortest book ever written?
A: Hindu War Heroes.
“Hindu’s history: They turn on their friends and surrender to their enemies!”
I got a tip for you , if you install the Hindi versions of your favorite computer programs, THEY RUN A LOT FASTER.
Q. What is the difference between a Hindu woman and a basketball team?
A. The basketball team showers after 4 periods
Q. How do you break a Hindu’s finger?
A. Hit him on the nose.
Q. How do you get a Hindu out of a bath tub?
A. Throw in a bar of soap.
Q. Why are the Hindus so afraid of war?
A. You would be too if you never won one in your history.
A lion in the zoo was lying in the sun licking its rear end when a visitor turned to the zoo keeper and said, “That’s a docile old thing isn’t it?” “No way,” said the zoo keeper, “it’s the most ferocious beast in the zoo. Why just an hour ago it dragged a Hindu into the cage and completely devoured him.” “Hardly seems possible” said the astonished visitor, “but why is it lying there licking its rear?” “The poor thing is trying to get the taste out of its mouth.”
By: Sardar on December 19, 2006
at 3:54 pm
hahahaha .. amazing jokes those man!!!
thanx for posting them!
By: Devesh on December 19, 2006
at 5:08 pm
great job Sardar…
and Devesh: your reply only proves Dr Morris Fishbein right that there r no balls!!! and that ur head and ass r interchangeable!!!
and: no offence meant!!!
By: Gurfateh Singh Brar on March 12, 2007
at 5:09 pm
Hahaha…read your blog today after ages. This one is awesome. Make sure you resize your images acc. to your new theme 
Also, with proper credits, can I reproduce this in my blog?
By: Pragati on June 18, 2007
at 9:49 pm
[...] 18, 2007 in General ramblings, Jokes / Funny Stuff My friend Devesh had posted these in his blog. I am reproducing them here. And all the sardarjis reading this- I mean no [...]
By: Sardarji’s Jokes « Time and Again on June 19, 2007
at 4:34 am
Sarder jokes for this
By: jokes on November 27, 2007
at 7:12 am
jokes:
1)what is the full form of HINDU
> Hitler In New Donkey Uniform
2) Which is HINDU JOKER DAY?
> HOLI……HINDUS GO MAD THROWING COLOUR OVER OTHERS.
wHICH IS HINDU HIPPIE DAY?
> SHIVRATRI…..( HINDU GO MAD AFTER CONSUMING BHANG)
WHERE IF THE HEAD OFFICE OF HINDU RUMOUR SPREADING SHOP( RSS_
> NANGPUR
By: gulshan ahmed on March 23, 2008
at 8:21 am
Q: WHY DO HINDUS ALWAYS JOKES ABOUT OTHERSNON-HINDUS) ?
Ans: BECAUSE 1) THEY HAVE HABBIT OF THROWING STONES OVER OTHERS WHILE LIVING IN GLASS HOUSES.
2) THEY ARE CUNNING SHREWD AND THANKLESS CREATURES, THEY HABBIT OF MAKING FUN OF OTHERS WHO DO GREATEST SELFLESS SERVICE TO THEM . FOR EXAMPLE SIKG GURUS ESPECIALLY GOIND SINGH SACRIFICED HIS WHOLE FAMILY FOR THE SAFETY OF HINDUS , BUT LOOK! HOW THESE THANKLESS WORMS ARE MAKING FUN OF BRAVE, HARD WOPRKING AND PROGRESSIVE SIKHS.
By: gulshan ahmed on March 23, 2008
at 8:28 am
This for the “sardar” who thinks he is very smart by those some dumb jokes on hindus!!!!!!!!
Some fine day Sardarji need fly to London in Boing 737. This is his first air travel and that to in Boing 737. So he is very happy to be in Boing 737. In that moode he is crying like a child that “Boing Boing Boing Boing ……………..”. By this behaviour from him all other passengers getting irretated. Then somebody went to Airhostess and inform about his childish manner.
That Air Hostess came to him and gave a warning that not to make any noise. With this also Sardarji didn’t listen. And Air hostess went to Cockpit and informed Pilot. That Poilet had big personality.. He came to Sardarji. Sardarji is busy with “Boing Boing Boing Boing ……………..”. And Pilot said ‘B’e Seilent. Then Sardarji became calm for a while. Then Pilot goes. After Pilot enters into Cockpit Sardarji again sarted noise like ” Oing Oing Oing Oing Oing Oing ……..”.
By: HINDU on April 30, 2008
at 8:36 pm
This for the “sardar” who thinks he is very smart by those some dumb jokes on hindus!!!!!!!!
Some fine day Sardarji need fly to London in Boing 737. This is his first air travel and that to in Boing 737. So he is very happy to be in Boing 737. In that moode he is crying like a child that “Boing Boing Boing Boing ……………..”. By this behaviour from him all other passengers getting irretated. Then somebody went to Airhostess and inform about his childish manner.
That Air Hostess came to him and gave a warning that not to make any noise. With this also Sardarji didn’t listen. And Air hostess went to Cockpit and informed Pilot. That Poilet had big personality.. He came to Sardarji. Sardarji is busy with “Boing Boing Boing Boing ……………..”. And Pilot said ‘B’e Seilent. Then Sardarji became calm for a while. Then Pilot goes. After Pilot enters into Cockpit Sardarji again sarted noise like ” Oing Oing Oing Oing Oing Oing ……..”.
By: HINDU on April 30, 2008
at 8:38 pm
OK…..Guys Chill!!!!!!!!
(i just wanted u to Enjoy some jokes about Sardarjis- a very special community of India. There are tons of jokes about them…because they are happy people and they take everything lightly. Based on the jokes, please do not think that I have no respect or regards for them. If there were 25 people one from each state of India and I were told to make just one person my friend out of them, I would choose a Sardarji of Punjab. This community laughs from heart, helps you whole heartedly and, based on my experience, you can totally count on a Sardarji and trust him.)
By: HINDU on April 30, 2008
at 8:43 pm
Hey, I completely agree to what u say.There is one more thing which is special about them and i.e they also make others happy and i like that habit of their so mucccccccccccccccccccccccccch.
By: Manisha on May 7, 2008
at 6:54 pm
Th’ts y punjab is no.1 state of India..in other words panjab is great country. India is fully depend on punjab…so all hindu’s feel jealous frm sardars and making fun of them. But there is one famous phrase “Dogs r barking always..but no wrsssss for lions.”
By: Pardeep Singh Gill on May 17, 2008
at 10:57 am
in mughal times the ghazis used to abduct &rape hindu ladies in front of their husbands.hindu then used to call the khalsa to save them by shouting from their rooftops “SARDARJI 12 BAJ GAYE ” bcoz after 12 the pehra used to change.khalsa wud act swiftly & save them this incident become so deep rooted in their psyche that even v hear some fools say”s SARDARJI 12 BAJ GAYE”
SO DONT MAKE A JOKE ON HISTORY,
By: saint soldier on June 7, 2008
at 5:52 pm
i The greatest JOKE about HINDUS ( HINDOO = GANDOO )) that the word is neither a hindi word nor a sanskrit one and has no place in the hindu scriptures. . in stead it was given by foreigners ( muslims ) and it meand black thief, robber ( as quoted by M.karunanidhi , dravidian CM of Tamilnadu , also refer to the persian ecyclopaedia, published from delhi way back in 1962
By: gulzar ahmed on June 16, 2008
at 12:39 pm
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